There are only four things I wanted in life:
1) To be in the cool clique and cozy up with Luc Delamere . . .
2) NOT to be labeled as "Twiddle Dee"
3) NOT to be lumped together with "Twiddle Dum" . . . aka Marion.
4) To watch every glorious episode of "The Vivid and Vivacious" soap
But is life fair? GOD no, I fell down some stupid rabbit hole instead, in some outdated author's twisted tale . . .
[Excerpts used from Lewis Carroll's "Alice In Wonderland" used under the public domain copyright act for USA and Canada.]