Things I HATE Reading In Other People's Writing

So I can't write a "how to write a good story" book because I'm not a very good writer, and my crap isn't really....famous...seriously, I have under 200 reads on all of them. But I am a good reader, and I can tell you what bothers me the most... So this isn't a "how to write a good story" book, its more like a "How to write a story that will make me explode with hatred and boredom and annoyance" book.
--Allyandjackie