I Am Not Your Baby

My name is Madison De Luca and I'm sorry but I can't tell you tell you that I'm a loner nor will I say I'm that awkward girl with a hopeless crush on my neighbor, the bad boy, my brother's best friend, or the freaking mailman.

Before I get ahead of myself, I'll admit I didn't just wake up like this (we can't all be Beyoncés) but a life altering experience caused me to make drastic changes to myself inside and out. Though everything else sucked, the timing couldn't have been more perfect as college was supposed to be my chance to officially reinvent myself from "Maddie the Mousie". Though as my luck would have it, guess which university half of my graduating class decided to go to?

Wait for it.

Regardless, I try to ignore that percentage of my school's population as often as possible unless I decide otherwise. If you'd ask most girls what their favorite animal is and they'd tell you a dolphin or a butterfly: I'm more of a female praying mantis kind of girl myself. Something about ripping a mans head off after having sex just screams my idea of a good time.

Once again, I haven't always been this twisted. Though seeing as the guy who ruined my outlook on relationships is halfway around the world, I may or may not have the urge to take down his friends, or as I like to call them Satan's little helpers, from time to time.

Disclaimer: Don't fall in love with me

And though you will follow my journey for the most part, lucky for you this is not my story

My very small group of friends like to think of ourselves as the misfits, or the coolest assholes you'll ever meet and if you think I come with drama...well birds of a feather.

✔ Multiple character P.O.V's from time to time
✔ This is a magical universe where build up exists
✔ Yes there is swearing
✔ & Sex is a thing (dirty jokes, innuendos, risqué scenes) ; No it is not smut