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Side Questos

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Mini games and quests are an entertaining and integral part of most games in prolonging the gamer's experience. Some gamers even look forward to the mini quest in famous games. 
  
In that sense, would you like to play a game that is all about mini games and side quests? No? Well, shit, too bad, now you are stuck in one of my pocket dimensions and fuck knows how are you gonna get out by your own damn shity ass weaselly self. 
  
So, get with the muthafuckin program and play some stupid ass games before I throw you into something worse, like your mom's vagina. (Yea, that's a game by itself, count how many different type of wang lodges into that vast void that is your mom.)All Rights Reserved

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