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Guns for Hands (I Am In Great Pain) - Rick Sanchez X Reader

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Parts 9
Time 48m

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prepareyourselvesbitches readerinsert rickandmorty ricksanchez ricksanchezxreader rickxreader thisisgonnasuck xreader

Rick Sanchez x Fem! Reader
  
  Prepare yourselves, bitches, because this is gonna suck.
  
  I don't own the cover. Found it on the internet and added a title and my name for this book. Credit to ttoba on tumblr, and I'm sorry if I come off as appropriating your work
  
  Will use various songs I like. The Wanderer by Dion is just a song my brother likes. I LOVE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS VERY MUCH. YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY OBSESSION. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
  
  I don't own Rick and Morty. Fucking wish I did, but I don't.
  
  I really, really wish I did.
  
  Good thing I don't, though, right? Heh. I'd screw everything up real bad.
  
  If the creators are reading this, first off, you smug bastards, you have every right. Second, um, god, please don't hate me I'm not worthy of writing about your characters.
  
  Well, anyways, ciao, bitches. Sayonara. Au revoir. Hasta la fucking vistaaaa~!
  
  You get the point.
  
  Hylian out.All Rights Reserved

prepareyourselvesbitches readerinsert rickandmorty ricksanchez ricksanchezxreader rickxreader thisisgonnasuck xreader

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