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Guns for Hands (I Am In Great Pain) - Rick Sanchez X Reader

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Parts 9
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Rick Sanchez x Fem! Reader
  
  Prepare yourselves, bitches, because this is gonna suck.
  
  I don't own the cover. Found it on the internet and added a title and my name for this book. Credit to ttoba on tumblr, and I'm sorry if I come off as appropriating your work
  
  Will use various songs I like. The Wanderer by Dion is just a song my brother likes. I LOVE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS VERY MUCH. YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY OBSESSION. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
  
  I don't own Rick and Morty. Fucking wish I did, but I don't.
  
  I really, really wish I did.
  
  Good thing I don't, though, right? Heh. I'd screw everything up real bad.
  
  If the creators are reading this, first off, you smug bastards, you have every right. Second, um, god, please don't hate me I'm not worthy of writing about your characters.
  
  Well, anyways, ciao, bitches. Sayonara. Au revoir. Hasta la fucking vistaaaa~!
  
  You get the point.
  
  Hylian out.All Rights Reserved

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The God of the Multiverse and I (feat. Rick Sanchez) by TheDianaLaurence

Our tale is told by the mistress of the current self-proclaimed God of the Multiverse, who will (natch) find herself falling for the inimitable Rick Sanchez when he is forced to compete against her pompous mate for the title. The reluctant challenger's inexplicable charms win over our heroine in spite of herself, setting off a chain of dangerous, thrilling, and of course, romantic events. Will this unlikely pair survive, will the peas be thawed properly, and might they even solve the greatest question of existence? If you're looking for sexy stuff, there is some, but it's sweet. If you're looking for Rick (and have a crush on him), there's a lot. I wrote him a tiny bit less dysfunctional than the animated Rick, and a good bit nicer. Because let's face it, the animated Rick (as much as I adore him) honestly isn't full-on romance material. Nevertheless I hope the reader will recognize our acerbic, genius, foul-mouthed hero in all his quirky glory. This story was written between Rick and Morty season 3 and 4. In it, I assume the legitimacy of Rick's past wife Diane Sanchez, who was referenced as a memory projection in "The Rickshank Redemption,"and brushed off by Rick as a fabricated backstory. If future episodes uphold that Diane is indeed a fake, my apologies! JUSTIN ROILAND STYLE LOGLINE FOR THIS STORY: Rick competes to rule the multiverse in this one broh. And he meets a chick who likes him, broh! There may be death, tho, so buckle up!

Pursuit of an internet star ( Yandere Rick/ OC/ Evil Morty) by AliceMoon08

This character is me and how I see myself as along with my love of anime, transformers and Lolita fashion. This Rick and Morty story is about a 23 year old named Nicole Peterson all her life she had been asexual and when she was in middle school is also found out that she was aromatic. Despite that she still had a lot of friends that where supportive of her, on social media she did a lot of cosplay and Lolita post along with makeup tutorials that gave her even more popularity. Her parents didn't believe her nd wanted her to get married, crossed the last line in setting her up with an arrange marriage without her telling her right away and discovered there dirty secret by accident. The result was her moving far away as possible and telling her followers and they offered her finance support. Nicole ended up moving to Seattle, Washington which was more than far enough if the united states for her. She had enough to buy a house in a quite neighborhood, little did she now she across the street from a very different family. Not long after she meet them there grandfather started taking interest in her a little too much and when he saved her from her arranged fiancé that tried to forcefully take her back his feelings for her turned to obsession. He wasn't the only one Evil Morty started taking interest in her as well and ended up kidnapping her.

Frisk x Reader by TeamFreeWillCCD

The year is 20XX. A human has fallen from the surface world! She was running from her abusive home when she made it to Mt. Ebott. However, when she looked behind her to see if she was followed, she forgot to stop running. Needless to say she tripped and fell. However, she was not caught by the ground, instead she kept falling. When she landed on a patch of yellow flowers, she heard a voice. She began to freak out watching a figure approach her as she fell unconscious... Hello everyone! It's been a bit huh? Yup it's an X Reader fanfic! I myself read these types of stories because I'm a lil' lonely but also a lot of them are really good! However, when I went looking for Frisk x Reader stories I found that most of them were Male Frisk(/Chara) x Female Reader, or visa versa. I was looking for a Female Frisk(/Chara) x Female Reader. I didn't find many at all. Therefore, I have decided to write one myself. Hey guess what? THE COVER IS ORIGINAL!!! I actually did this one on my own and was proud of myself because I think it looks pretty decent! TBH I don't quite know what's in store for this one... I didn't plan this one like I did Danvid.........But Also Dadvid. So let's see how this goes together shall we?

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) by KittycatTDH

This isn't a typical sans x reader(now papyrus x reader too). It's got more than that, well at least a different plot device first chapters will be about, just you(but it'll be good, I think so)and it's about you dear reader, you are now reborn as a Sans of a different au, but you don't have time to marvel how you're been reborn as your favorite character, because if you want to live you better focus because unlike frisk you're not coming back a second time when you die. (Short, and I mean short chapter, but this will ensure I can post more -w-) (Edit: this is context of your previous life is that you are originally female, aged 15, you had died during a car accident, you were sleeping in the back of the car, while you had a road trip to visit your family in Canada. The car had driven off the road because of black ice your father did not see in the dark of night. You heard the sound of your fathers scream then lead by your mothers then little brother's scream. You banged your head in the chair in front of you making you pass out, and when you open your eyes you had found yourself be popped out, but you didn't know that at the time. Art always be done by me. Edit: discontinued

RICK X READER by Bungeegum_Princess22

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The President's Secretary (Evil Morty X Reader) by unironic-trashbag

After ten years of being in prison, you're finally released at the request of the president of the Citadel himself. The president chooses you to do his work for him and a variety of other things. It turns out, you and President Morty have a few things in common. (TRIGGER WARNINGS: ABUSE, SEXUAL ASSAULT AND SHOOTINGS • Most of this book will have depictions, signs, and/or references to abusive relationships. If you are uncomfortable with this topic, this isn't the book for you. • A chapter in this book will depict a character getting sexually assaulted. It will be graphic, so be cautious about reading. • A particular chapter will have a depiction of a shooting. If this triggers you or makes you uncomfortable, please read at your own risk.) (Reader will be referred to as gender neutral with they/them pronouns) (The events in this book are purely fictional and in no way reflects my headcanons and/or theories about how the show will end. This has been written BEFORE the show ends, if it ever does. If one happens to come across this book after Rick and Morty has ended, hello from the past.) (I do not own Rick and Morty or the characters. Rick and Morty belongs to Adult Swim, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, and everyone who works on the show.) (I do not own the cover art or any other art used in this book unless specified otherwise. I do not know the artist who created the cover of this book. If you know who the artist is, please comment and tell me so I can credit them.) (Enjoy.)

DISCONTINUED I Love You, I Love you, I Loved You. (simpbur x Fem!reader) by AugustLUL

cover by: Sleepy_LemoNn on Twitter ||DISCONTINUED AND OLD❤️|| CW: Blackmail, threatening, stalking, Kidnapping, malnourishing, poisoning, murder. Wilbur (or simpbur) works a nine to five at an office, he meets his brand new coworker and falls in love. he works from afar, getting rid of anyone who hurts or loves you too much. do you love him back? 20k+ words no smut :] Can I just say that the first few chapters are really cringe but I think my writing is pretty good now- this is a character of his not him irl, but he will still be called 'Wilbur Soot' for my sake. this book may also have some spelling/grammar mistakes but I'll do an reread and fix it eventually- (suprise!!! I don't) (If Wilbur is uncomfortable with this please tell me! I will take this down immediately!)

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Frisk x Reader cover

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) cover

RICK X READER cover

The President's Secretary (Evil Morty X Reader) cover

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The God of the Multiverse and I (feat. Rick Sanchez)

Our tale is told by the mistress of the current self-proclaimed God of the Multiverse, who will (natch) find herself falling for the inimitable Rick Sanchez when he is forced to compete against her pompous mate for the title. The reluctant challenger's inexplicable charms win over our heroine in spite of herself, setting off a chain of dangerous, thrilling, and of course, romantic events. Will this unlikely pair survive, will the peas be thawed properly, and might they even solve the greatest question of existence? If you're looking for sexy stuff, there is some, but it's sweet. If you're looking for Rick (and have a crush on him), there's a lot. I wrote him a tiny bit less dysfunctional than the animated Rick, and a good bit nicer. Because let's face it, the animated Rick (as much as I adore him) honestly isn't full-on romance material. Nevertheless I hope the reader will recognize our acerbic, genius, foul-mouthed hero in all his quirky glory. This story was written between Rick and Morty season 3 and 4. In it, I assume the legitimacy of Rick's past wife Diane Sanchez, who was referenced as a memory projection in "The Rickshank Redemption,"and brushed off by Rick as a fabricated backstory. If future episodes uphold that Diane is indeed a fake, my apologies! JUSTIN ROILAND STYLE LOGLINE FOR THIS STORY: Rick competes to rule the multiverse in this one broh. And he meets a chick who likes him, broh! There may be death, tho, so buckle up!