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zombies, Summer Ain't Right without Em.

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Reads 77
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Parts 3
Time 6m

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explicit fantasy humour zombie

when summer goes to utter shit, and you've got no clue what to do or why you're trying to have some form of intercourse with your ex (seriously stop fucking them, you're exes for a reason, dumbass) you can always turn to local nutcase crew: John, Mitch, cait, and steph. this bunch of badasses follow a strict set of rules, rule one: have as much fun as you bloody can when the apocalypse rolls around. Rule 2: umm, there is no rule two. and guess what? the apocalypse rolled around.

Very very explicit, fair bit of sex. More swearing than the entire Dr dre discography. THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE. Though there are some scenes.All Rights Reserved

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Reverse Rebirth Eddsworld

This is a Reincarnation Au I'm doing that takes place in the far future a world created by Edd where he rules as a god and can make anything happen, there he re meets his 3 best friends and go on new adventures and extra characters to appear later on in this Au everyone has no memory of there past life Edd then encounters Tom Tord and Matt and starts getting strange feelings that he knew them long ago but they say they never met. Edd slowly starts remembering and remembers that this world he created and can change the past present and future. And tells his friends about it all. Cast Edd Tom Matt Tord Paul Pat Eduardo Jon Hellucard Ace/Fun dead kid This might have a bit of shipping so TomTord, TordEdd, MattEdd, paultryk, hellukid etc also there well be swearing and sexual things so please read at your own risk!