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zombies, Summer Ain't Right without Em.

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Reads 77
Votes 4
Parts 3
Time 6m

Mature

explicit fantasy humour zombie

when summer goes to utter shit, and you've got no clue what to do or why you're trying to have some form of intercourse with your ex (seriously stop fucking them, you're exes for a reason, dumbass) you can always turn to local nutcase crew: John, Mitch, cait, and steph. this bunch of badasses follow a strict set of rules, rule one: have as much fun as you bloody can when the apocalypse rolls around. Rule 2: umm, there is no rule two. and guess what? the apocalypse rolled around.

Very very explicit, fair bit of sex. More swearing than the entire Dr dre discography. THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE. Though there are some scenes.All Rights Reserved

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Want & Need

This is the 2022 version - the most up to date and edited version Falling for your boss is never a good idea-especially if he's emotionally unavailable... I consider myself average, at best. My boss, on the other hand, is anything but. Paul Connors is handsome and wealthy, with an animal magnetism that turns my legs to butter. Sure, we flirt at work, but I'm ready to elevate things to the next sizzling level. After a few steamy encounters tangled in the sheets, I can't help but long for the comfort of an emotional connection. But Paul adamantly refuses. I try to settle for a 'friends with benefits' arrangement, until a handsome stranger swoops in offering all the things Paul won't. Love. Passion. Monogamy. Scott Adams promises it all, and more. Torn between my head and my heart, I need to choose what I want my future to look like. Casual passion, or family and love? Just when I think I've made my choice, dark secrets are exposed that threaten everything I thought I knew. Faced with tragedy, I find myself clutching to my slipping sanity, and relying on the one person I never thought I would...