❝ i'm sorry but i prefer to not subject myself to torture by drinking a mug of water filled with soggy leaves.❞ ❝if a man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.❞ ❝it's 4 o'clock in the fucking morning and we're stranded in a part of the country where english is definitely not the most spoken language; now is not the time for your philosophical bullshit, farai.❞ ❝don't get your panties in a twist, michael phelps.❞ IN WHICH THE valetdictorian afraid of change and the high school's most beloved student embark on their craziest, scariest, and most memorable summer yet. [3.21.2017] all rights reserved ©️2017