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Funny texts

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Reads 591
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Parts 9
Time <5 mins

Dolphinlover12341

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You may be asking ,"why make a book of funny texts , when we could just go on Instagram it tumblr for that?"

The answer for your question is ....... I have no life , and with no life comes a lot of time. And with all that time I created this book that Doesn't even deserve to be called a book.

So basically this book is full of a bunch of funny texts .... it's literally in the title people!All Rights Reserved

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