The Shitty Things I Do and Think

This is a complete opposite of my venting book so no depressing things!

This book is about all the embarrassing/funny things I experience and will make you cringe so much you are a walking black hole. Also if I ever just want to express a thought that is randomly popped through my head, it'll be in this book.

WARNING: I cuss like a sailor and some of these things are rather blunt and vulgar, so have fun with that. Also you will have crease marks on your face from laughing at my embarrassment or cringing.