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The Clementine Paradigm (A science fiction Manifesto)

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This a synoposis. Synapse? Synopsis? ...That's how you say it right? Synopsis?...Synopsis. 

Honestly the book is more of a found footage summary of a pretty lackluster teenage boy in the middle of a bloody war and a premature raging dumpster fire of an existential life crisis. 

There is much force in attempt to prove my witticism is in fact witty, and my mush of a brain can develop intelligent thought (which is difficult when you're named after an ancient cake topper). 

 There is also a boat load of gayness, none of which was planned but subsequently found its way into my life, the world's life really. There's a whole load of cataclysmic stuff going on here, viruses, misused soy creamer, the crash of the pokemon stock market, aliens and robots...

What could have easily been a sluggish half term, proved to be of more consequence, pretty much rupturing of an already failing system of worlds. 

Pretty gnarly shit isn't it, yes, yes it is.All Rights Reserved

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Loving Miss Love (GxG) by OrMAGMs

(TeacherxStudent)"I wouldn't have kissed you if I didn't find you attractive." "But you said you only were with him because he begged you and if he can't woo you then I-" I couldn't hear this anymore. I looked at her and flat out said, "I'm going to fuck you too." She turned bright red, "I will sleep with you. My body has already chosen you Tyler, it's my mind that it's waiting on. You don't have to worry about not being good enough when I chose you." She was quietly blushing in the corner. And she stayed over there until it was time for class. |~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~| Danielle Love, 28, single and planning to be for the rest of her life. After many failed relationships Danielle has found herself at a stand still, thinking of Love as something unattainable. With a crazy ex watching her every move and her future becoming more lonely, she is in for a ride upon meeting her new student Tyler Allen, 23, broken and abandoned. Tyler has dreamt of falling in love her entire life but due to her lack of social skills, she has already given up. With the recent tragic passing of her parents, Tyler must move to the States and finish college while living with her aunt. Her life is completely flipped when she meets her new, young, hot, English professor.

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Love Is Love (Discontinued) by Mephiles_Tennessee

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