The Clementine Paradigm (A science fiction Manifesto)
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Last published Wed, Sep 9, 2020
This a synoposis. Synapse? Synopsis? ...That's how you say it right? Synopsis?...Synopsis.
Honestly the book is more of a found footage summary of a pretty lackluster teenage boy in the middle of a bloody war and a premature raging dumpster fire of an existential life crisis.
There is much force in attempt to prove my witticism is in fact witty, and my mush of a brain can develop intelligent thought (which is difficult when you're named after an ancient cake topper).
There is also a boat load of gayness, none of which was planned but subsequently found its way into my life, the world's life really. There's a whole load of cataclysmic stuff going on here, viruses, misused soy creamer, the crash of the pokemon stock market, aliens and robots...
What could have easily been a sluggish half term, proved to be of more consequence, pretty much rupturing of an already failing system of worlds.
Pretty gnarly shit isn't it, yes, yes it is.
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