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Just a bunch of Harry Potter Jokes!

Please don't get offended, these are just jokes.

All rights go to the GENIUS! J.K. Rowling, for all the Characters and I got a few jokes from Google...Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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There's no better boy (Ron Weasley x y/n) oleh hereforfun420

Y/n- your name L/n- last name N/n- nickname None of these characters belong to me, they belong to J.K Rowling. Some of this stuff doesn't totally match up or have to do with the Harry Potter series but I wanted to make it my own and unique. You and Ron have been best friends sense 1st year. You guys have always had a flirty kind of friendship but you never thought you guys would actually ever date, even though you wanted to. You liked Ron. A lot. But this summer your going to the burrow, so you wanna try to actually shoot your shot with him. THERE WILL BE SMUT!!!!

Sixteen Years Late oleh Batty_grandma_jane

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have a secret fling during their return to Hogwarts. Hermione leaves with something more than she bargained for while Draco is forced into an arranged marriage. Sixteen years later Hermione decides it's time that her daughter knows who her father is and explains why he isn't in the picture. Knowing her daughter, like mother, won't stop until she knows everything, Hermione ends up on the doorstep of Malfoy manor. Disclaimer - there is talk of abortion as well as suicide. neither are the main theme but they are mentioned. there will be smut as well.

In Your Arms~Hinny oleh Nargles52

Harry. Ginny. Hinny. May go through occasional editing since it's old, but I fixed the ending. Sequel~ In Your Head All rights to the characters go to J.K Rowling

harry potter imagines (complete) oleh fanficscrayon

its in the title i do not own the harry potter characters/franchise all rights go to j .k. rowling

Harry Potter stuff(amusemet book) oleh LlamaNeedNoDrama

Hello,this is my second book. This ''book'' is things 'bout HP jokes,rants,one shots,.......bla bla.I take requests,i even recommend books,i spend most of my time reading than writing!

Sex Lessons From Draco Malfoy (Dramione) oleh Always_a_slytherin

"Malfoy?" I repeated. "Kiss me." He said, suddenly. "Might as well start now." He looked at me expectantly, so full of desire, that I couldn't breathe for a moment. The emotion in Draco's eyes was something far different from the need I had grown used to seeing in Ron's eyes. Draco was looking at me like I was the only thing in the world that mattered at that very moment, his eyes devouring me hungrily as if they couldn't believe that I was really in front of him. In spite of myself, I stepped further into his embrace, pressing a hand to his chest. His hand remained on my face, still but a whisper of a touch, as if afraid that if he pushed, this fragile moment would shatter beyond repair. I stared up at him, confused by his hesitation. These were just lessons, right? I was so used to kissing Ron that this was strange, what made it even stranger was that it was Malfoy I was going to kiss. His hand unconsciously drifted to my waist, and he pulled me closer gently, making it clear that this was my choice, and I could break the embrace if I wished. His face came closer to mine, slowly but steadily, and it stopped just centimeters from mine. He was so close now, that I could see a faint scar on his lower lip. If I just moved my head a bit... ••••• When Ron cheats on Hermione because she won't satisfy him sexually, Hermione makes a deal with Draco Malfoy that will change her life forever, for better ...or worse. ••••• Warning: Contains mature content such as bad language and sexual themes. Also, mentions of rape and triggering themes. Now in editing by SirenSong55 Highest rank: #1 in Dramione #50 in fanfiction #1 in romance Cover by @khmbrleya

How to Kiss a Wizard oleh Reasonstosmileathome

"You know what Potter... I think I'll take that offer," Draco began, walking closer towards me, backing me against the wall. "Wait, really?" I looked at him suspiciously. This was the boy who had hated me ever since I declined his handshake when we were 11... and now he was agreeing to help me. Something was up. "Yes Potter. Really. You said you'd do anything and anything means everything doesn't it?" I wanted to interrupt him there, I didn't mean everything, I opened my mouth to disagree but he carried on talking, not giving me a chance to answer. " I can use it to my advantage in the future. Who knows when I'll need it?" A smirk appeared on his lips as he eyed me up and down. I felt naked under his glance as I looked at anywhere except his face. Regret filled me once again. Maybe this wasn't the best plan, maybe I could back out now, and maybe I could just- My thoughts went blank as I felt a pair of soft lips collide with mine. Harry Potter could be considered good at everything.... except kissing. When he finds himself crushing on Ginny, who better to teach him the arts of kissing than the Draco Malfoy? Highest rankings : #1 in #Harry-Potter #16 in #drarry #1 in #youth #2 in #lgbt

Harry Potter Headcanons ⚡️ [COMPLETED] oleh spearmiintt

Harry Potter headcanons, including: -Dramione -One-shots...? -Headcanons in general. Hope you enjoy! SPOILER ALERT all characters and rights belong to J.K. Rowling

Harry Potter x reader oleh Sarahland36378

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Hermione Granger x FemReader OneShot oleh KhaiFox_32

I have been playing Hogwarts legacies again and it's been giving me ideas. I am going to be rewatching the movies and maybe. Just maybe, read the books. [Y/n] or [OC] for original character. I may not use OC often Pure FanFiction short stories with the love for Hermione Granger. Stories will contain: -a substantial amount of Fluff -a moderate amount of smut, or high amount if requested -angst may only happen in times of the great war scenes -drama. I always have to have some type of drama. Well... maybe not all. I do not own any Characters from Harry Potter! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling GXG story//Hermione x Fem Reader//FanFic Please do not read if you are homophobic. 🔞MATURE THEME! MINORS ARE NOT ADVISED TO READ.

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harry potter imagines (complete) cover

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Sex Lessons From Draco Malfoy (Dramione) cover

How to Kiss a Wizard cover

Harry Potter Headcanons ⚡️ [COMPLETED] cover

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There's no better boy (Ron Weasley x y/n)

Y/n- your name L/n- last name N/n- nickname None of these characters belong to me, they belong to J.K Rowling. Some of this stuff doesn't totally match up or have to do with the Harry Potter series but I wanted to make it my own and unique. You and Ron have been best friends sense 1st year. You guys have always had a flirty kind of friendship but you never thought you guys would actually ever date, even though you wanted to. You liked Ron. A lot. But this summer your going to the burrow, so you wanna try to actually shoot your shot with him. THERE WILL BE SMUT!!!!