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Harry Potter Jokes

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Just a bunch of Harry Potter Jokes!

Please don't get offended, these are just jokes.

All rights go to the GENIUS! J.K. Rowling, for all the Characters and I got a few jokes from Google...All Rights Reserved

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Potter simp- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

Deliver for the death eaters by darkdemonwings7

What do you get when the Saviour of the Wizarding World becomes dangerously bored, especially when the death of his godfather has already hit him seriously hard, and left to his own devices? Well, Draco Malfoy, the Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort are unfortunately going to find out soon enough! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. All rights belongs to JK Rowling

Lip Lock Jinx (dramione) by BLACKDAHLIA_1

A new popular jinx has been created, which gives Ginny, Blaise, Pansy and Theo, a new idea for a prank on their weekly pranking day, which commences every Friday. The group try and get Hermione and Draco to join them, but it's always a no. They prank people as normal, and try the new jinx on the next person that walks by, which just so happens to be Draco Malfoy, engrossed in his book. When Draco is placed under this jinx, or more like a curse, in order to become free from it, he has to kiss the love of his life. The only problem was that the love of his life was Hermione Granger. **************************** **I DONT CLAIM THE COVER AS MY OWN** Thank you for reading! Check out my profile for more! All Credits to J.K Rowling for characters. This is after the war! !!FULL CREDIT for this idea goes to @AphroditeofSlytherin !! It is completely their idea! I just wanted to make a story out of this. Please check out their lovely stories! ;D This is DRAMIONE! THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR #1 IN #DRAMIONEFANFICTION ILY GUYS! Check out my profile for way more 😉

Sixteen Years Late by Batty_grandma_jane

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have a secret fling during their return to Hogwarts. Hermione leaves with something more than she bargained for while Draco is forced into an arranged marriage. Sixteen years later Hermione decides it's time that her daughter knows who her father is and explains why he isn't in the picture. Knowing her daughter, like mother, won't stop until she knows everything, Hermione ends up on the doorstep of Malfoy manor. Disclaimer - there is talk of abortion as well as suicide. neither are the main theme but they are mentioned. there will be smut as well.

Granger to Riddle by queenbellatrixx

Hermione. Riddle? {full description inside} {all rights to the amazing j.k. rowling} {warning: wrote this many years ago so it doesn't really make much sense & is a lil cringey, feel free to read it but check my profile for a new, (different enough that i'd recommend reading it even if you've already read this one) edited version that i'm in the process of writing}

There's no better boy (Ron Weasley x y/n) by hereforfun420

Y/n- your name L/n- last name N/n- nickname None of these characters belong to me, they belong to J.K Rowling. Some of this stuff doesn't totally match up or have to do with the Harry Potter series but I wanted to make it my own and unique. You and Ron have been best friends sense 1st year. You guys have always had a flirty kind of friendship but you never thought you guys would actually ever date, even though you wanted to. You liked Ron. A lot. But this summer your going to the burrow, so you wanna try to actually shoot your shot with him. THERE WILL BE SMUT!!!!

Harry Potter Headcanons ⚡️ [COMPLETED] by spearmiintt

Harry Potter headcanons, including: -Dramione -One-shots...? -Headcanons in general. Hope you enjoy! SPOILER ALERT all characters and rights belong to J.K. Rowling

Roommates (Drarry) by lorcans-love

"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21

The Hoax (Dramione Story) by escapism-

Hermione Granger wants revenge on Ron. The perfect person for her plan is Draco Malfoy. All she has to do is make him fall for her, easy as cake, right? But is it that easy to win Draco Malfoy's heart? All Draco Malfoy wants is for Pansy Parkinson to leave him alone. The only girl who'd make that happen is none other than Hermione Granger. All he has to do is use his Malfoy charms and seduce her, right? And then she's his? » all copyright belongs to FigmentofAnnie / ihootanniex3 /escapism- 2014© « **Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** ** lovelycover by @cloudstars **

Harry Potter x reader by Sarahland36378

There are like no harryxreaders out there so I'm making one, this story will take place from 3rd year to 19years later Disclaimer there will be swearing All of the characters belong to jk Rowling I own nothing.

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Potter simp- A HP fanfic

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!