The coolest comebacks

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Parts 29
Time 5m

Reads 1,028
Votes 45
Parts 29
Time 5m

Sass is practically my second language so I want to share some comebacks.

IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY THEN DON'T READ.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOME COMEBACKS MAY BE VERY OFFENSIVE.

That's all I really have to say.All Rights Reserved

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