The coolest comebacks
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Sass is practically my second language so I want to share some comebacks.
IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY THEN DON'T READ.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOME COMEBACKS MAY BE VERY OFFENSIVE.
That's all I really have to say.
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