Hamilton Texts

Disclaimer: Sadly, I did not write Hamilton. That's all credited to Lin Manuel-Miranda. He's the genius who invented all the characters in this story. I, the author, just decided to write a book about them.

Somehow, you clicked on this book, and, somehow, all of the Hamilton characters have been given phones. This is all the Hamilton characters' conversations!
Note: The first chapters may not be that funny, but they get better with age, like... cheese!

-Highest Ranking: #878 in humor-
^yea im proud to even have it in the rankings