True Definition (A Royal Story)

~Have you ever wonder what happened to the "poor" girl that married the crowned King of La la land? Or what happened when she- not only- became his Queen, but to his people of his kingdom? Or how she had to deal with ruling a kingdom, that she had never been taught at a young age to rule? Did you? if u did, then this story is Definitely for you!
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"Welcome home, my sexy Queen".

"Home is an unusual word to describe this big place, my horny king".

"It is big, yes; but it is much welcoming than it looks".

"Please, the Castle itself looks like a Skyscraper of four multiples".

"I wasn't necessarily talking about the castle", said James with that famous arrogant smirk.

"Then what were you talk-JAMES", I shrieked a laugh when I realized what he was talking about.

"What? You started it with 'Horny'", James retorted.

"I was just implying that your a 'Horny' king, I didn't say 'get horny'".

"In my defence, when someone implies, the opposing person infers. Its the grammar law, babe", James stated with a smile. I couldn't help but laugh when he said that, because that's exactly what my teacher taught me. 'Weird'. Besides, its pointless arguing with him.

"Whatever you say, my 'Easily' horny king".

"Thank you, my 'Easily' wet Queen".
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