Sorry, Wrong Number
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Last published Thu, Feb 16, 2017
"Yes? Hello? Who is--"
"Umm, hi, I would like one pizza of-- No! Kelly put that down! Ken get mom. What do you mean you can't?! She's just in the back. Yes, go--"
"Excuse me, Miss? I think you have the wrong--"
"Ah, I'm sorry. One pepperoni pizza, please. Oh, with extra cheese--Ken, I told you to get mom not the broom! What are you going to do with it anyway?!"
"Miss, you have the wrong number."
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