Kiss & Die

One, two, three, four, who’s that knocking at your door?

Perhaps it’s Marcy Queen. After all, she is the smartest. You may need her to help you study. You could be failing. She would definitely be the best one to help you. Let’s just hope that that is what you decide to do with her.

Or maybe you chose Emma Queen. Maybe the school talent show is coming up and you want to win it. Surely you would have Emma come over and teach you a few dance steps. Hopefully you won’t get to touchy while waltzing, though.

Possibly you chose Kennedy Queen. You were probably thinking about trying out for your school’s volleyball team and wanted so badly to make it. Probably to impress that special someone. But while Kennedy is helping you with that serve of yours, let’s pray you keep it strictly business.

Or more likely you chose Vanessa Queen, the prettiest of them all. You probably just wanted to have a good time, get a good laugh in. You had a bad day and you need something to lighten your mood. Vanessa is definitely your girl. But be extra careful with this Queen Sister. Don’t even think about leaning forward.

You should pity these girls. It’s too bad, really. If Marcy had seen it coming sooner, or if Kennedy had voiced her suspensions sooner, or if Emma hadn’t been so blinded by her jealousy, and if Vanessa had been a little less naive and oblivious… They could have stopped what happened.

Five, six, seven, eight, hurry up, or you’ll be too late…