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I gots the best jokes around even better than a clown. You think you got better ones; you'd better think twice,  hon. Check out this book, read it all day and soon you will be laughing all of the way. I hope you enjoy, all you girls and boys, so take a deep breath and I hope that you enjoy your death! Also, read each chapter once a day just to see if you laugh.All Rights Reserved

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