Catnip Gray Cat Detective: The Tabitha Gray Story

It is a fact that cats have great imaginations. Scince has determined cats have better inaginations than humens by a margin of ten to one. Ten to one whats, I dunno. I just let the scince speek for itself. But I do know this. My name is Catnip Gray and I'm a detective. I solve crimes. I have a pestigious list of clients that include other cats, mice, and some delicious birds. Believe me the birds paid more than one way.
THis story is aabout a fine feline named Tabitha Gray. She was loaded with diamonds and sardines. She wanted me to catch her cheating husband. Or did she?
You may have seen this story somewhere before. Deja vu is good for you. Also pardon my spelling. I'm a cat not a Road Scholar.