"I've fought for you for as long as I could. I've caressed you. But now, you have become a part of someone else." In a love story to rival "Twilight", an intricate love story between a boy and his apple is wound. After weeks of fighting for it, the apple leaves him and disappears--forever. From the author of "Reducto" comes a different but just as serious story. "This is the funniest and best thing I've ever read oh my gosh. A+ for brilliant writing" --@mypatronous "This is hilarious!" --WeasleyTwinsRule "This has provided me and my friends with a much needed laugh at school :)" --thEcrEAtOr23