British Guys Aren't Cute
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  • Reads 1,802,398
  • Votes 42,082
  • Parts 38
  • Time 6h 57m
UnicornFartGlitter
Complete, First published Jun 25, 2012
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'Fact: British guys are not cute. Never have been; never will be!' 

Meet Nora. During the day, she's a crazed, Irish student trying to survive the insanity which is London. At night, she's a blogger, trying to prove to the world that British guys are just not as cute as everyone seems to think they are! And then, while running late to one of her classes, she runs into Milo, full-time womaniser, part-time crown prince of the UK...
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