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It's all Jewish to Me

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Parts 3
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Jewish boy meets Christian girl.
They fall in love 
Move in together 
He asked her to marry him
Then his mother and grandmother came along...
It's all Jewish to me ...


~Reylo AU~

•••Original Characters by George Lucas •••
*** all art goes to rightful***
• Rated M for Mature ; mature language, sexual situations

Now I know some elements of the Jewish culture may be exaggerating but it is all for entertainment purposes... I do not believe all such stereotypes and will not .

This is meant to be my holiday story for this year and I hope you all enjoy ! 

Happy Holidays KangacrewAll Rights Reserved

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