Where's Konan?! (parody-fic)

Where's Konan? Well, her body is with the Akatsuki but instead of the loyal, quiet woman she normally is, she's acting like a crazy teenager who goes by the name of Sayori!!! Unsure what to do, the Akatsuki hangs onto her until she starts hearing a voice that claims to know where the real Konan is!!! Which, ofcourse leads to a wild goose chase and epic adventures. WARNING! THIS IS A CREACK FIC!!! I OWN NONE OF THE ORIGIONAL CHARACTERS, NOR THE ORIGIONAL STORY-LINE!!!! *cries because I don't own Naruto*