Lo que me CAGA
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Psss aquí desquito mi enojo e irá de las cosas que me CAGAN, con el internet para que me echen arena para mí arenero de cositas brillantes <3
Solo que pss aveces se me sale un poco mi humor y no se ve tan serio :v. Pero si estoy enchilada agarrensen que exploto de zeriedad :v.
Y tmb avisarles que este libro sólo se actualiza cuando estoy que ardo de irá >:v9... y eso es muy extraño en mi así que pocas actualizaciónes :'v....
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-¿Qué dijiste? >:'V9?
-¡Nada!
-No la verdad si te escuche no se porque pregunté eso :'v.... pero tienes razón y ya me puse depre. Bai v':
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