Pick up lines (mostly dirty, but some sweet)
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Last published Fri, Mar 22, 2019
Use them if you dare or just be ready for a crappy pick up line contest! Girls won't like em guys probably won't, but who cares! Life is your story book so make it your own! Okay now time for the pick up lines. Oh and if you want follow and read my other books and tell me what you think and want to see
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