"Well Skyler, will you tell us your side of the story?" The other officer asks
"You see that basterd lying on the floor unconscious?" I ask
"Language" The officer warns
"How old do you think I am?" I roll my eyes
"Like twelve" One of the police officers joke
"Yeah, i'm four foot eleven, but i'm seven teen" I shout
"Continue your story" The first officer says
"Okay so, I woke up cause my parents were... loud, so i went to get my phone to drown the sound out with music, but before I could, I heard this dick trying to break in. I went and grabbed my little sister, and we hid in my closet, but he didn't see her, so hear I am, screaming at the top of my lounges while some horny bastered shoves me into his trunk, then good old Vic here, saved me, the end" I say