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나는 단지 무작위 야! by kittenlube123

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my person by imvibin

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𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 ● 𝐉𝐉𝐊 by mavisjeon

𝓦𝓪𝓲𝓽, 𝓚𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷, 𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓘 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓶... 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓷𝓸𝔀. 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓫𝓸𝔂. 𝓐 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼... 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓭𝓸𝓶 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽, 𝓚𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷. "Be a good boy, hm?" You pet his head lovingly and start walking away. A second later your baby boy calls you again, so you turn. "Nuna." "Yeah?" "Don't wear those jeans again," he orders. His innocent eyes and fluffy cheeks puff up. Confused, you just nod your head before walking out again leaving behind a man whose cock is throbbing, thick and hard. For your kitten personality and mommy body. You're just the right mix he needs, you're the only one who gets him so fucking stiff with a glance. He smirks, throwing away his glasses. "Wait, kitten, until you find out who's lusting for you, until you see the man I am." ༶•┈┈┈┈┈┈୨♡୧┈┈┈┈┈•༶ ╰┈➤ ❝ jeon jungkook. ❞ ╰┈➤ ❝ smut, mature themes, language, paraphilias, shameless horny behaviour, protagonists are switches, nuna kink, baby bun kink, kitten kink etc. ❞ ╰┈➤ ❝ appearances are deceptive ;). ❞ ╰┈➤ ❝ mdi. ❞

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 || 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆 by talesofdessertsoul

𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 " 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮. " ~ 𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝘼 𝙀𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙎 🦋💐🖌️ " 𝙎𝙪𝙣 ! 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 , 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚! 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣! 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙧 𝙈𝙮 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉, 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 ! 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤 𝙎𝙪𝙣! " ~ 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆 🥂👄🔪 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚? 𝘼 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙠. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩. 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 .

My Hot And Sexy But Also Slightly Disturbing Story With The Mafia Man by unagi_bxtch

"Okay, so I'm the type of girl that's spent most of her adolescent, hormonal years reading steamy stories on some reading app. My favourite type of books? Hot Italian Mafia books. Don't ask me why, but there's something about a spaghetti speaking drug lord that's always been so hot to me. I grew up in Canada, a country that doesn't have that much linguini speakers. My goal: When I'm eighteen, I'm moving to America, finding myself a hot mafia guy in New York and making him kidnapp me, and that's exactly what I did." Malia is a crazy, smart ass, optimistic nineteen year old. She finally moves to America to pursue her medical student dreams. She has a decent job, but it's not enough to pay for her student loans and rent, so she does what any other human being would do- borrows money from one of the biggest mafia families in New York. When she's unable to pay off her debt, she finds herself in a situation that fourteen year old Malia would've killed to be in: she's on the Italian Mafia's radar. The D'Angelo family is dangerous, filthy rich and of course, Italian. Luca D'Angelo is a smug, cocky, arrogant, sexy mob boss- so basically Malia's dream guy. When she gets kidnapped by Luca in order to pay back her debt, it's a sick, twisted, steamy dream come true for Malia Nelson. It's every clichè, comical, cringy situation that's ever happened in any mafia book, all crammed into this pile of shit. How bad can it be? Includes: DADDY KINK BDSM A HOT PIECE OF LASAGNA BOYXBOY EVEN THO THEY ACT LIKE THEY AINT GAY BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS LIES TEACHERXSTUDENT TEACHERXCOWORKER TEACHERXCLASSPET THE TEACHER IS FUCKING EVERYONE A BOOK FILLED WITH YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SEXIEST FANTASIES Disclaimer: This is a parody of every Mafia book written on wattpad. Enjoy!

~Ladders Of Love~ by aynwrites_05

𝘡𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘊𝘈 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘥𝘺𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺.. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵. 𝘐𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦. 𝘡𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘢𝘯 𝘒𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 & 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘡ara.. 𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦.. 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭, 𝘫𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘺 & 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 ? 𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘡ara 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘡𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺...

Book Of Ha Ha 2 by 1deanx

Part 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha-3

Fated to You by swtnx_009

ℑ 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢. 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 ℑ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔱. ℑ 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔞𝔴 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔲𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔱, ℑ 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱. 𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 ℑ 𝔪𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲. 𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔰𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔢, 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔢𝔶𝔢𝔰, 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔱𝔥, 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 ❇ 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔞 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔩 ℑ 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔟𝔢 𝔢𝔪𝔭𝔱𝔶. 𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔰 ℑ 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔴 𝔢𝔵𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔡. 𝔄𝔫𝔡 ℑ 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔢𝔡...𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦 𝔡𝔦𝔡𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢, ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔰𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲... ♥

FEISTY BeasT by user316714523267

I aburtly stand from my bed when I heard my apartment door opening with a 'THUD' sound.I quickly run to the front room only to see a guy sucking a blonde gals face, so because I'm such a jerk I cross my arms on my chest leaning on the doorframe of my room while the mystery guy take the girl to the sofa reaching her dress zip at the back. Now my beautiful night eyes won't like to see naked body of my own sex but I wouldn't mind seeing naked...ugh get a grip jer "sorry to interrupt your beautiful lusting moment but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G APARTMENT?!?!" They both jumped from their seat and I get to see their faces the girl is familiar and the bo__what the hell??? And the mystery guy just smirk at me.. WHEN YOU SUDDENLY happen to see your father made suicide, your world will completely shatter, he was your only family. But then you have incredible friends as family to let you go through it, and much more, life has different twist for u. Get to see what your fate wrote... *********##########********* Guyz bitch is back enjoy my book and do give it a try please...and I'm sure u will like it!! Update every SSunday WARNING- I suck at description

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