my book of dumb poetry

At this point, I'm basically a STAR at making "quality" cheese. Some testers(?) are in the book you're about to read(if you're not saving it for later). And, no, most of these ideas are unoriginal and inspired by my friend's lives. I just realized how depressing their lives are (no offence, i just wanna help) for it to inspire the poems here. (Im aware Im a terrible person)