jezebel princess | [HOLD]

"so i'm doin' a report on- um..."

"hoes? harassment? animal fur?"

"n-no no um doin' report on how to get someone number. if you want to know more about it, we should switch numbers y-you know."

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rastus 'ra' is trying to find love. his way of having is through sex -- one night stands. his logic: "if your one night stand stays in your bed til morning or wakes up after you, that's your soulmate." sadly, many women woke up before him and some actually took the time to write him a letter on "how sweet he was but they wanted hot rough sex not vanilla."

after two weeks of being heartbroken, ra goes out with his friends and had the best sex in his life- his day has finally came. founding out, his slept with the finest and famous harlot in the city, bambi, he jumps the challenge to make her his.

[gonna change this description]