Dog Tails

I am a puppy. A puppy I am. I really love socks and treats, and boy do I hate dry dog food. My humans know this, yet they insist on feeding it to me.
My favorite hobby is barking at cats. Oh, do I loathe those cocky cats that mock me with their freedom.
I love my humans very much, and really love to destroy things, especially my toys.
This is my story.
*Translated from Dog to Human by @Southern_Belle33, @KDHolloway, and @KurtDestin*