"I don't care about Valentine's Day, why can't you get that into your thick skull?" I almost shout at him. Why the hell does everyone want me to be their Valentine? To be honest, I think it's because I'm the only girl, in a house with five boys. "I mean.. I just want.." He stutters. "I don't give a crap.. I'm not going to be ANYONE'S Valentine, OK?" I reply. They all nod simultaneously. Damn, it feels good to be in control of this.. **WARNING: contains mild language, mild violence, suicide and funniness that only amazing people can understand**