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A Dramione Story(One-Shot)

MIN-SUGAinfiresme

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Reads 46
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MIN-SUGAinfiresme

dramione humor parody seventhyear

This is just an idea that came to me when I was reading a fanfiction on Fanfiction. Oh the irony. 



Well this just humor,there is no fluff or Hermione calling Draco honeybee

An AU and the details are inside.

Have fun and ship DramioneAll Rights Reserved

dramione humor parody seventhyear

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