100 Snappy Comebacks
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Basically for all of you that don't want to get roasted or simply just wanna have a chill time reading this dumb book. (TBH I don't know why you clicked on it. But without further a do HERE ARE THE MEN THE MYTHS THE LEGENDS. 100 SNAPPY Comebacks!!!!!!🦍 Btw a lot of these jokes/Comebacks might be extremely racist so watch out!!!
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