Youtube Shitposts (A Davekat Story)
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Dave Strider is a struggling Youtuber, he makes videos based around nothing but pure shitposts. He once made a review of him eating an apple for a solid 17 minutes, unedited.
Karkat Vantas marathons his videos late at night and becomes irritated at the stupid content. In his tired daze, he messages Dave pages full of rant on how shitty his channel is. After sending, he falls asleep and wakes up to new a video by Dave..
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