"Hey! Give that back you stupid baboon!" I shouted over the noise of his laughter. He smirked. "If you want it back, answer this riddle. I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after marriage. Who am I?" I thought for a moment before the actual meaning of his question dawned on my stupid ass. A red blush filled my cheeks as I glared at him. ________________________________________________ //Full Description inside.