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The Story of Sadie The Fortune Teller
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Complete, First published Dec 28, 2016
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My submission for @Cringeworthycliche 's Mary Sue Awards

Cover by @elicits !! Sadie thanks you so much for making it!

(Please note that this book is completely satirical and is intended to poke fun at every teen fiction cliche known to man)

Sadie is just your average looking sexy nerd who moved to a new town for no apparent reason. But what happens when she clashes with the queen bee of the school and a hot bad boy steals her heart?!?!?!!?!!?!!?!! 

Reade 2 find out what happens as our Bob Marley impersonating, Anime loving, appearance changing, fortune telling protagonist makes her way through school and finds true love 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!666!!!!!!6666 and Harry Potter is here too???????
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