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Wow I'm so dead Rants

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dead halfasleep rants screwdis umm

have a bunch of Rants, I'm probably half dead and at least half asleep in all of these. it's probably a waste of your time to read this.

I don't mean to offend anyone by anything I may say while I'm not entirely in my right mind. Not enough sleep can do things to ya. I apologize for me, and if this is your first impression gimme another chance or something, Kay? thanks! (I'm writing this description half asleep too...)All Rights Reserved

dead halfasleep rants screwdis umm

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The Parasite | Eminem by No_Megan

#1 on Absurdism Hashtag 13/02/23 #1 on Eminemfanfic Hashtag 24/02/23 #1 on Nihilism Hashtag 24/02/23 #1 on Existential Hashtag 12/03/23 Marlow Rosenberg is a music producer under her father's label, Def Jam Records, as well as an abrasive criminal. She's the absurdist antihero of the new millennia. Paul Rosenberg's child is the definition of an eccentric pessimist, sharing her father's impatience and passion for music. So naturally they're inseparable, making things interesting when a childish, broke white boy with box-bleached hair is Paul's passion project. There's very little going for Marshall, but he keeps pushing anyways, often making a fool of himself. Paul spends most of his time with the up and coming rapper, believing that if he works hard enough and introduces him to enough people, someone's going to pick up the pasty white rapper. Marlow and Marshall are very well acquainted, and though Marlow is a few years younger, Marshall's boyish personality makes it incredibly hard to tell. It's hard to decide who's the lesser of two evils between them. A consistently high, widely disrespectful, crude rapper in his early twenties, or an eighteen year old chain-smoking blackmarket criminal whose life purpose is to create chaos? Yeah. Think on that for a bit... It's the year 1999, and things are about to get completely out of hand when a famous rap label takes interest...

Eminem FanFictions Rant by reignofshady

why. *PLEASE NOTE* Most of these are very exaggerated. I have actually done quite a number of these things in the past. *THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, JUST FOR A LAUGH*

lifieee.talks by lifieee

This isn't going to be a story. But just a safe place for all of us to share our problems 💘✨ As I begin posting you all will understand what this is going to be about 😌🐤 But I just wanted to say, anything that's been bothering you, drop it in my messages or in the comments (of any post) 💗😪 and I'll read them and make sure, I help you out as much as I can 🌷🌱 And then your problem will be created into a part of this series (Identities won't be revealed unless you want it to, ofcourse) 🐾🐥 I am just doing this because I know we all face tough times out there 🌊🐳 and I myself am no professional. But I always have loved talking. lol. So, why not put it to a good use and also I really don't give terrible solutions so, I figured this would be the best 💕 and also, guys I know a lot of us are afraid of being vulnerable but it is the most beautiful part of being human 🌈💨 A human has emotions, and they're intelligent enough to speak them ⏳👀 They're surrounded by people like their own and as dark as the world might be, humanity, love, empathy, compassion all of these positive things will never seize to exist 💜✨ So, as we go on adding stories to this series I hope it'll help you all out and it will heal us all in some way or the other 💘🕊 Thank you and right now, I won't be posting anything. So, if you have anything you'd like to share drop it in my inbox and I'll read it as soon as I'm free. - loads of love, xoxo - lifieee.

"Without Me" (Eminem Fanfiction) by NecroNyxx

( This is a mix between 8 Mile Eminem and actual Eminem. Inspiration/Idea from my pookie @2000sShady check em out too ^^) You and Marshall hate each other. Absolutely. But it wasn't always like that. When you and B-Rabbit were young you guys were actually almost inseparable. But there was one main difference, his family was broke and they lived in a trailer home. You however, were lucky enough to live in a middle class family in a big enough home. That's why the Free World took interest in you, and you became close friends with them without realizing that same group bullied Marshall even when you guys were young. He started to hate you. But he didn't let you know it, so he started acting more and more toxic until one night while he was high and you both were 16 and 15 he socked you straight in the nose. But that was 9 years ago. Not seeing eachother for years now... Until one of your friends in the Free World invite you to the shelter. ("Tags": Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Angst, Smut, Fluff, Other things I can't remember rn)

You don't know me by You_Dont_Know_Me9374

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ Not for the faint of heart, I explore dark parts of my mind and unfurl them for your own enjoyment. All of these stories are true. You don't know me, and you're never going to. This is basically just a shitty diary of my life with very few details as to who I am, Don't want to scare you off. Feel free to read but I don't really care. I'm just a screwed up guy that everyone knows and nobody cares about really. If you can't tell I'll probably swear quite a bit in this so if you don't like that I'm sorry, but this really isn't a good read anyway it's just me complaining about the fact I still exist. Actually no, whilst I did start this to complain about my life, the stories are fluctuating, as I discover I am infact worthy of love, even I don't believe it at all times. I hope you enjoy my rantings. ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️

Bitter Sweet Emotions by R-Hope515

Just things I write well I'm not in a very good Place. I thought these aren't half bad. So why don't I share them with other people not only myself? So here we are I hope you like them. Also if some of them are Quotes or Poems you've seen before feel free to tell me, because I never looked anything up just wrote what came to mind. So maybe I wrote a Quote, that has already been thought of, and of course Thank you for even clicking on this worthless, trashy, and utterly pointless book... Side note it gets better at the end of this book. The beginning is 6th grade me (11-12 year old me) so it's pretty fucking terrible, but who gives a fuck anyway? Not Me!

Random by Amithisia

Rants, dreams, stuff in real life.... Whatever else I feel like putting on here. When ... is a chapter, it's real life rantish stuff that you read at your own risk. Life's been stressful lately. Marked as complete to prevent deletion.

Let You Down by nowadays_

For the most part Rose and Marshall let their past stories and experiences speak for themselves. The many moments they share together are kept out of the public eye for a reason and this made their fans upset. In the past the two have had their fare share of arguments ever since Deshaun Holton, their childhood friend, introduced the two of them to each other. Years had passed since the violent passing of their friend Proof. Though the death of their friend happened so many years ago they still suffer from it day to day. It is now 2010, and Marshall picked himself up off the ground and made a commitment in his life to stay sober. Rose on the other hand put her nerves at ease by smoking cigarettes for the past five years. Rose's depressed mood soon turns into a daily reminder of what the group lost on April 11, 2005. This question still swirls around Marshall's head: Can he learn how to fix Rose and make her happy like he did himself? [Marshall Mathers X Female OC] Nowadays_ © 2019.

Life According to 7-eleven Girl (Interracial Eminem fanfic) by Eminemzminnie

Marshall's POV. I had just gotten off the tour bus and hopping in this 7-eleven that I hoped had some Red Bull and Nacho's cause after being stuck on that bus for 7 hours and everyone eating up all the food.. I was absolutely starving. I quickly got in the store with my hood down seeing that no one was really around to recognize me but just in case I grabbed all the items that I thought was necessary to make sure I wouldn't get hungry any time soon. Then I went up to the counter and saw the cashier who was busy talking on her phone instead of paying attention to the customers like she should be doing. "Yo, i'm ready to be rung up." I said hoping she would get off the phone. "No, what your ready for is a new hair style, your hair looks like one of those yellow scrub brushes you would buy at the Family Dollar store down the street." She retorted. And that's where it all began..

Seriously, What Exactly Are You Writing?! by Immature_Writing

This is one of those Wattpad rants. I'm going to point out all of the things that are really, really... not-so-good here.

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The Parasite | Eminem

#1 on Absurdism Hashtag 13/02/23 #1 on Eminemfanfic Hashtag 24/02/23 #1 on Nihilism Hashtag 24/02/23 #1 on Existential Hashtag 12/03/23 Marlow Rosenberg is a music producer under her father's label, Def Jam Records, as well as an abrasive criminal. She's the absurdist antihero of the new millennia. Paul Rosenberg's child is the definition of an eccentric pessimist, sharing her father's impatience and passion for music. So naturally they're inseparable, making things interesting when a childish, broke white boy with box-bleached hair is Paul's passion project. There's very little going for Marshall, but he keeps pushing anyways, often making a fool of himself. Paul spends most of his time with the up and coming rapper, believing that if he works hard enough and introduces him to enough people, someone's going to pick up the pasty white rapper. Marlow and Marshall are very well acquainted, and though Marlow is a few years younger, Marshall's boyish personality makes it incredibly hard to tell. It's hard to decide who's the lesser of two evils between them. A consistently high, widely disrespectful, crude rapper in his early twenties, or an eighteen year old chain-smoking blackmarket criminal whose life purpose is to create chaos? Yeah. Think on that for a bit... It's the year 1999, and things are about to get completely out of hand when a famous rap label takes interest...