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Wow I'm so dead Rants

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dead halfasleep rants screwdis umm

have a bunch of Rants, I'm probably half dead and at least half asleep in all of these. it's probably a waste of your time to read this.

I don't mean to offend anyone by anything I may say while I'm not entirely in my right mind. Not enough sleep can do things to ya. I apologize for me, and if this is your first impression gimme another chance or something, Kay? thanks! (I'm writing this description half asleep too...)All Rights Reserved

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Emotional Boys 2000 by No_Megan

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Infinite (Eminem Fanfic) by NightmareOnShadySt

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