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The Emo, The Sparkly Vampire and the Biscuit.

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"Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight. I know what you are."

"Go on, say it."

"You're emo!"

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DESTINED, jasper hale [book 01] ✓ by bluepolicebox

[ COMPLETE ] ❝what's meant to be will always find a way❞ [ 𝐩𝐫𝐞-𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ] [ 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 '𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬' ] © frosch, 2018

Winifred Swan [TWILIGHT] by That_One_Human_Thing

short snapshots into the life of winifred swan, the youngest daughter of the loving but hopeless charlie swan and the younger sister of the hopeless but hateful isabella swan. follow the young miss. winny through a life of sorrows and tribulations. (trigger warnings. very toxic sister relationships, and mentions of physical and sexual abuse. not explicit.)

The hybrid {1} //competed// by AutumnBrickner3

How could he love me now? You can tell I'm different now. My eyes are yellow now. Because of that red head I'm now a double monster. How do I belong with my pack? Sam's my brother how does he except me? How can I live like this?

The Alpha's White Wolf {Editing} by beckaml

Previously Titled: Alpha Hunter ----------------- "What are you?" I asked strangely. "What do you mean dear?" He asked playing dumb. "You aren't a werewolf nor are you a human. You can't be a witch because you haven't said any spells yet your nails grew ten times taller. What are you?" "I see you pay attention to details," He complimented before he began chuckling, "I suppose the good girl wants her reward?" "Well dear," He chuckled before leaning in so only I could hear, "have you ever heard of the supposed extinct species of vampires?" --- Published: 10th of September, 2019 Ended: 12th of February, 2020 Cover by: @-Packey-

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍━︎━︎ A. Cullen ✓︎ by nataliaalianovas

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍| ❝Why did you just leave me like that?❞ ❝Because I thought you were dead.❞ 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐀𝐔 𝐒𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐓𝐨 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 @𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐬

$Not Part of the Plan \\Jasper Cullen/ Oc// by Accio_$

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New Moon by The_Revenant_King

Thanks to SanderStalker, I was inspired to write my own Werewolf story... Here is it lolz! Virgil Dean was just some ordinary kid. Well, not... ordinary as in normal. He was what people would called an emo but he didn't care what others thought. He and his fathers had just moved into a new town when things started going on. Things happened there and Virgil was right in the center of it all. He was going to get to the bottom of it. When Virgil puts himself a little to close to the line of fire his world gets turn upside down. Will he push through with his new life... or with the light in it vanish like the new moon.

O' LADY MOON, rosalie hale by caracolesalsol

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Strings || Jasper Hale by blink_and_youre_dead

When a boy meets a vampire, he feels as if he could live forever. 30,366 Words Started- 22/04/22 Rewrite- 18/09/23 Finished- 30/12/23 - Jasper Hale x Male OC - #1 in sethclearwater (25.04.23) #1 in paullahote (14.10.23) #1 in twin (06.03.24) #15 in jacobblack (24.09.23) #8 in Newmoon (02.11.23) #7 in Esmecullen (31.10.23) #4 in Alicecullen (01.06.24) There will be Bella slander

Bella's Sister by MeaganManning7

I'm Meagan Swan. Bella's twin sister. But, we don't look alike, at all. I'm blonde, 5'5 in a half, I have green eyes that change blue depending on my mood or the weather, I'm a tomboy, I like converse, skinny jeans, beanies, trucks, and wolves. But, I'm also a werewolf, but even my own twin sister is stupid to realize she's always going to be in danger, and I won't keep putting up with it. What would happen if I moved to Forks with Bella? Would I meet a certain blonde vampire? Would I fall back in love with a specific boy? By the way, there is a lot of cussing or cursing as some people call it, so if you don't like cursing, skip a paragraph, or page.

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