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The Emo, The Sparkly Vampire and the Biscuit.

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"Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight. I know what you are."

"Go on, say it."

"You're emo!"

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