How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters

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Title says it all! This is a very un-original thing for me to do. If you have a book like this and I use the same idea, I'm sorry! It's probably a coincidence!All Rights Reserved

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After the tragic death of James and Lily Potter, their son, Harry, is left orphaned and alone, cursed by an unspoken and unique evil. Offered the safest option to take the infant to his only living relatives, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black decline. Now in the care of Harry's respective Godparents, the three face trouble leading normal lives against hidden malevolent figures you guys, i started writing this 4 years ago. i know there's mistakes, you don't have to remind me i was a tween haha !!this is NOT cannon-compliant!! i often mention All The Young Dudes, by mskingbean NOT MY COVER ART!! all credits to @avaeryn on tumbler i update regularly-ish I am (clearly) not the owner of the Harry Potter series, nor the franchise itself, but this story is my own. don't sue me haha

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