Frosty Slice ✔️
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  • Reads 33,590
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  • Parts 50
  • Time 1h 38m
havonne_
Complete, First published Dec 29, 2016
comedydialoguegingerbreadhumorparmesanphonecallpizzashortstorywrongnumber
"This is Perfecto Prince Pizza. How may I be of assistance?"



"Inferno Prawns what? Hold up. Your voice doesn't sound like a male one."



"Of course it does not. Unless I have grown testicles overnight."



○ ○ ○ In which a frosty Xmas merges with a slice of pizza, creating the perfect combination, through one wrongly dialled number. ○ ○ ○

A pizza surely complements a Christmas dinner, the magic is only amplified, with love, laughter, happiness and a Christmas tree already decorated, plus a Yule log begging to be eaten.
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