Harry Potter Jokes and Facts
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Where The Shadows Meet (Severus Snape x Reader)
Blanche Laurent, the new Hogwarts DADA professor, has been hired for one reason; her past. Dumbledore believes she is perfect for his plan, but it could cost her life. Not that Blanche cares. She doesn't have a life. Not anymore. Join Blanche on a perilous journey where she goes undercover working against the darkest wizard of all time. Secrets will be revealed, pasts will be brought to the present, and perhaps desires will be discovered... all taking place amidst the darkness, where the shadows meet. ---------------------- "𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝑔𝑜... 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝑒. 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉," "𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑜; 𝐼 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓈𝑒." ----------------------- Slow burn romance (And by slow burn, I mean SLOW burn) Smut will be present for those who aren't comfortable, along with torture, murder and other gruesome events. Most characters belong to JK Rowling. Hope you enjoy! :)![[] It Started With Coffee [] Severus Snape x Reader []](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/338524691-256-k414774.jpg)
[] It Started With Coffee [] Severus Snape x Reader []
Love is difficult to explain as one likes to say. But (Y/n)(L/n) falling for her professor, Severus Snape? That was hard to believe. The girl always despised Potions and her professor as well. He was cranky, annoying, and never really liked any house besides Slytherin. However, with her N.E.W.T.s coming up, she had to ask someone to tutor her for help. Her friends were all busy focusing on themselves and couldn't help at all. So, finally, though she didn't want to, she asked Snape. Through countless tutor sessions and a few cups of coffee, the two became closer and closer.. Who would've imagined.. that the professor had more to him? Who would've imagined.. that the Potions Master could one day fall in love, and that being with his student, (Y/n)? A tale of two, in which their endings all started with coffee. ----- A/N : No smut, but does include dirty jokes and cussing, if uncomfortable please leave! Slowburn af Also ooc Severus until like last few chapters cuz hey I can't write lmao - × - × - × - × - × - × - × - Rankings : #1 in Snapexreader #1 in Severussnapexreader #1 in Hpfanfic #10 in Severus Started : 3rd April 2023 Ended : 9th January 2024 Word count: 27,000+ I do not own the characters in this story besides (Y/n)Hoàn thành
Unforeseen Affliction (snape x reader)
You're a seventh year at Hogwarts and Severus Snape can't figure you out. There's no reason he should hate you, nothing you said or did, but he does. His anger soon begins to spiral into something else, but he struggles to accept it. The main focus of this story is on the relationship between you and Severus Snape, with some twists and turns throughout. disclaimer: this story contains vulgar language, sexual themes, mild bdsm, toxic relationships (18+) this is a work of fanfiction and I do not claim to own the characters or world created by J.K. RowlingHoàn thành
Teach me (Book 1)
(Severus Snape X reader) The Death Eaters want to break Harry, the best way to do it: kill you. You're his girlfriend after all. Luckily, professor Snape knows about the attack and comes up with a plan to save you. What will your life be like if you have to go into hiding in professor Snape's chambers? And what will happen? ***** ⚠️fyi: I started this book purely for writing smut, which means the relationship moves VERY fast. However, it turned into something more and now even has a sequel :) When I'm finished with Teacher's pet, I'm going to rewrite the beginning of this book.⚠️ ***** This story is 18+ (smut, TW: degrading, spanking, choking... that kinda shit) This story does not follow the plot of the books The characters in this book are all of age. All of the characters belong to jk rowling, except for Amber, your twin ;) This book has a sequel: Teacher's petHoàn thành
Our Arranged Marriage -Snape
You two have been put in an Arranged Marriage By your Death-eater father and The dark lord. You are forced to marry your Potions Professor. Professor Severus Snape. The Marriage would be Easy to pretend if the both of you didn't hate each other. Having just Graduated from Hogwarts your wedding is at the end of the summer. How will you survive being forced to live with your old professor? Will you learn do love him? Or just learn to tolerate him. Things get all the more interesting when he offers to send you to your dream collage to complete your education. Slow Burn! ⚠️Smut⚠️ (granted it's not very well written... and Unfortunately its Very Light...) this story includes themes of childhood abuse. (In this story you are 18-19 Severus snape is 30-33 ish. The age isn't the most important thing lol. I aged Severus Down a little.) This story does not follow the events of harry potter the books/movies. All characters belong to JK Rowling Except for Mary song, Grant song.Hoàn thành
HP One Shots- Completed
One shots of the characters from Harry Potter. Please leave requests. I will do any character of any relation. The OC Will be female unless someone requests otherwise. May contain smut. Chapters with smut will have 🖤 in the title. Enjoy I don't own Harry PotterHoàn thành
Snape x reader
Your the newest defense against the dark arts teacher can you break professor snape... Trigger warning self harm suicide touching and abuse Not my pictures of snape all found off google of course not my Characters and does not have anything to do with the actual story line. Please comment and let me know what you think Honestly not well written but I havnt wanted to go back and redo it The ending is awful because I got busy and rushed it so I will fix that eventually I promise...maybe....hopfullyHoàn thành
𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ʀ. ʟᴜᴘɪɴ
𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 golden era au professor!oc x professor lupin
Teacher's pet (Book 2)
Sequel to Teach me (Severus Snape x reader) - After Voldemort has finally been defeated, you're free to leave Snape's chambers and follow classes like a normal student again. Being among your peers and other teachers will prove to be a difficulty for your relationship with your beloved potions professor. Will it bring you closer together? Or drive you apart? - This story does not follow the plot of the books. All characters are of age. This book is 18+ (contains smut, TW: bdsm elements) All characters belong to jk rowling.Hoàn thành
𝐌𝐮𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 || Severus Snape x Reader ||
{ 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. "𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." } started in march 2017; finished january 2021; word count: 32,205 (TIMELINE ISN'T ACCURATE TO THE BOOKS/MOVIES) Hogwarts, the best wizarding school-no doubt. Any young wizard would be lucky to be enrolled there. Especially you. Don't get me wrong, you're a great student....but not so much in potions. You shouldn't worry though! Professor Snape will help you! ....Just make sure he doesn't find out your secret.Hoàn thành
Blanche Laurent, the new Hogwarts DADA professor, has been hired for one reason; her past. Dumbledore believes she is perfect for his plan, but it could cost her life. Not that Blanche cares. She doesn't have a life. Not anymore. Join Blanche on a perilous journey where she goes undercover working against the darkest wizard of all time. Secrets will be revealed, pasts will be brought to the present, and perhaps desires will be discovered... all taking place amidst the darkness, where the shadows meet. ---------------------- "𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝑔𝑜... 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝑒. 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉," "𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑜; 𝐼 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓈𝑒." ----------------------- Slow burn romance (And by slow burn, I mean SLOW burn) Smut will be present for those who aren't comfortable, along with torture, murder and other gruesome events. Most characters belong to JK Rowling. Hope you enjoy! :)
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