Harry Potter Jokes and Facts
- Reads 1,061
- Votes 320
- Parts 51
Just a random Harry Potter Joke/Fact book! Enjoy xx
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Snape x reader
Your the newest defense against the dark arts teacher can you break professor snape... Trigger warning self harm suicide touching and abuse Not my pictures of snape all found off google of course not my Characters and does not have anything to do with the actual story line. Please comment and let me know what you think Honestly not well written but I havnt wanted to go back and redo it The ending is awful because I got busy and rushed it so I will fix that eventually I promise...maybe....hopfullyComplete![[] It Started With Coffee [] Severus Snape x Reader []](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/338524691-256-k414774.jpg)
[] It Started With Coffee [] Severus Snape x Reader []
Love is difficult to explain as one likes to say. But (Y/n)(L/n) falling for her professor, Severus Snape? That was hard to believe. The girl always despised Potions and her professor as well. He was cranky, annoying, and never really liked any house besides Slytherin. However, with her N.E.W.T.s coming up, she had to ask someone to tutor her for help. Her friends were all busy focusing on themselves and couldn't help at all. So, finally, though she didn't want to, she asked Snape. Through countless tutor sessions and a few cups of coffee, the two became closer and closer.. Who would've imagined.. that the professor had more to him? Who would've imagined.. that the Potions Master could one day fall in love, and that being with his student, (Y/n)? A tale of two, in which their endings all started with coffee. ----- A/N : No smut, but does include dirty jokes and cussing, if uncomfortable please leave! Slowburn af Also ooc Severus until like last few chapters cuz hey I can't write lmao - × - × - × - × - × - × - × - Rankings : #1 in Snapexreader #1 in Severussnapexreader #1 in Hpfanfic #10 in Severus Started : 3rd April 2023 Ended : 9th January 2024 Word count: 27,000+ I do not own the characters in this story besides (Y/n)Complete
Potter simp- A HP fanfic
Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!Complete
Unforeseen Affliction (snape x reader)
You're a seventh year at Hogwarts and Severus Snape can't figure you out. There's no reason he should hate you, nothing you said or did, but he does. His anger soon begins to spiral into something else, but he struggles to accept it. The main focus of this story is on the relationship between you and Severus Snape, with some twists and turns throughout. disclaimer: this story contains vulgar language, sexual themes, mild bdsm, toxic relationships (18+) this is a work of fanfiction and I do not claim to own the characters or world created by J.K. RowlingComplete
Severus Snape x Reader Story
Severus Snape: one of the most despised Hogwarts Teachers; the Head of Slytherin House and The Potions Master. Rude, snarky, and generally cold-hearted, it's not a wonder why people don't like him. At least, that's what everyone says. Except perhaps you. ............................. Hey guys! Harry Potter (the entire series and movies and any other publication of any kind) doesn't belong to me. The picture on the cover doesn't belong to me either. I just write fanfictions. This is my first time going public and writing to an audience. I will attempt to write at a continuous rate, because like you, I like a good story and cannot wait for the next chapter. I will be waiting for a good amount of comments/votes/anything really to continue. And I promise: I will finish this one. Best of luck.Complete
Blackmail | Severus Snape x Hermione Granger | Snamione
~ AU in which Hermione ends up with the Half Blood Prince's Advanced Potion-Making Book ~ Hermione Granger always liked Severus Snape, more than she openly admitted. She liked his strict mannerisms, found his harshness and dry humor amusing. Severus Snape always liked Hermione Granger, more than he openly admitted. He liked how she cared for her studies, how brilliant she was despite being muggle-born. *Rights belong to J.K. Rowling*Complete
HP One Shots- Completed
One shots of the characters from Harry Potter. Please leave requests. I will do any character of any relation. The OC Will be female unless someone requests otherwise. May contain smut. Chapters with smut will have 🖤 in the title. Enjoy I don't own Harry PotterComplete
Unlikely (Severus Snape x Student Reader)
(Y/n) (Y/l/n). A 5th year Hogwarts student. 16 years old. A Gryffindor and a muggle-born. Very kind, very nice, and very very lonely. Severus Snape. A Hogwarts teacher. The Potions Master. Head of Slytherin house. Mean, grouchy, slimy...and the one that everyone loves to hate. A couple years back, during (Y/n) (Y/l/n)'s 3rd year, she actually grown to like Professor Snape. She began attempting civil conversations with him after class. At first to no avail, but the astute Professor soon realized she wasn't going to give up, so he gave in. He soon grew fond of the girl, and something, most unlikely occurred...they became friends. Or at least, (Y/n) felt they did. Snape on the other hand...never seemed to understand. Now, with (Y/n) maturing (and of age), and Severus oblivious to feelings, would there friendship continue? Or would something...more happen between them?Complete![Apart [ Fred Weasley x Reader ]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/227096643-256-k912172.jpg)
Apart [ Fred Weasley x Reader ]
" The only thing you're doing to yourself is getting your hopes up for no reason! " " And the only thing you're doing is ripping me apart! " * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You're Y/n Snape, and your father, known for teaching potions in Hogwarts, is trying to keep you well kept and stern so you could pass with flying colors. But after having enough of living your sheltered life as a kept away Slytherin, you fall for a Gryffindor, and go after him, only for you to stumble over problems along the way. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -- All characters mentioned all belong to J.K. Rowling's: Harry Potter books and movies, except for Y/n. --Complete
Where The Shadows Meet (Severus Snape x Reader)
Blanche Laurent, the new Hogwarts DADA professor, has been hired for one reason; her past. Dumbledore believes she is perfect for his plan, but it could cost her life. Not that Blanche cares. She doesn't have a life. Not anymore. Join Blanche on a perilous journey where she goes undercover working against the darkest wizard of all time. Secrets will be revealed, pasts will be brought to the present, and perhaps desires will be discovered... all taking place amidst the darkness, where the shadows meet. ---------------------- "𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝑔𝑜... 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝑒. 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉," "𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑜; 𝐼 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓈𝑒." ----------------------- Slow burn romance (And by slow burn, I mean SLOW burn) Smut will be present for those who aren't comfortable, along with torture, murder and other gruesome events. Most characters belong to JK Rowling. Hope you enjoy! :)
Your the newest defense against the dark arts teacher can you break professor snape... Trigger warning self harm suicide touching and abuse Not my pictures of snape all found off google of course not my Characters and does not have anything to do with the actual story line. Please comment and let me know what you think Honestly not well written but I havnt wanted to go back and redo it The ending is awful because I got busy and rushed it so I will fix that eventually I promise...maybe....hopfully
More detailsContent Guidelines