Red Vs. Blue: FF

Picking up a while after the events of Season 13, the Reds and Blues find themselves on a distant planet with nothing to do. Until an old friend of Carolina's shows up. Not much is known about this new soldier. Except that she has some kind of beef with Sarge that even Carolina doesn't know about.

"And she has blue eyes."
"Caboose! What are you doing? You're making this sound weird."
"But, Tucker! We know what color her eyes are!"
"That doesn't matter! This is my thing to read!"
"What are you guys arguing about?"
"A story."
"Grif, what are you doing here?"
"I don't know. Bored, I guess?"
"Hey! What are these?"
"Donut! Leave those alone!"
"Oo! Is this a fanfic?"
"Fanfic? Aren't those normally just... weird?"
"Not everyone writes weird fanfics, Grif! Sometimes, people just want to tell stories."
"Whatever."
"Hey, guys! What's shaking?"
"Where did that voice come from??"
"Vic here. Fourth wall break. I heard someone mention stories? Can I join?"
"No!"