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Putain pas lui.

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Moi : - Naëva tes efforts pour être potable aujourd'hui mériteraient presque des applaudissements 

Naëva : - ho Maël je ne t'avais pas vue arriver. Que me vaut ce plaisir ? 

Moi : - je m'ennuyais 

Naëva : - pour quoi tu n'est pas avec l'une de tes pouffes ? 

Moi : - tu es mignonne quand tu es jalouse. 

Naëva : - hé Maël ! 

Moi : -  Oui ? 

Naëva : - Ta gueule . 

Voilà ça ce passe comme ça avec Naëva. 
Des fois j'ai juste envie de presser mes mains autour de son coup et ... 
mais nan. Je ne peux pas. 
C'est le genre de fille quand je la vois je me dis : putain pas elle. 
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ATTENTION ⚠️  
Quelques vulgarités vont ce glisser dans le roman. 

⚠️️ Pour les fautes pas de panique une réécriture est prévue à la fin du roman. 

Bonne lecture 

-Mélissa-All Rights Reserved

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