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PIKORUA (R18+) | COMPLETED by Eromenii

❌️ MATURE CONTENT ❌️ | one-shot | smut | mature | | bxg | g×g | bxb | random | People and their desires. Wildness. Secret. Lust. What does it take to give in to temptation? Different lives and a sneak peek of their weaknesses. Come and take a peek... _________ This story is written in Taglish. DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Characters, business, places, events and incidents are either the product of author's imagination or used in fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or events is purely coincidental. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronics or mechanical including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without written permission from the author. Plagiarism is a crime. Photo cover is not mine. Credits to the owner.

Monasterio Series #5: Risks and Chances by Warranj

"People really do wrong decisions when it comes to love. Nagiging matapang, minsan naman ay nagiging duwag. I kept on saying that I love him but I was lack of showing it. I'm incapable of exhibiting my love... and that makes me a coward." - Ania Monasterio "We were two broken souls who accidentally met on that bridge. Maybe our distorted pieces were what made us fit together, just like a puzzle. Hindi ko alam na siya pala ang kakulangan sa buhay ko para tuluyan akong makumplento. She didn't also know that I am the one she has ever wanted and needed to make herself feel complete. We were two broken souls who helped each other to be completed again. She's my soulmate. And so I am to her." - Alas Trajano

First And Forever by TheKnightQueen

Pheem and Chant have been married for six years. During that year, she never received love from Chant because the only woman he loves is her stepsister, who suddenly disappeared. When her stepsister came back. Chant didn't hesitate to divorce Pheem and deny the unborn child she was carrying. After a year, their fate cross again. When Chant learned the truth about the child he denied years ago. He decides to get back his family. However, how will he do that if Pheem is now married to the man named Noryan, a famous and skilled surgeon? TheKnightQueen 🍀

Shush Series (Book 1) by lewdnotion_

This story is not mine credits to the rightful owner. 🔞

Shush Series (Book 2) by lewdnotion_

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Forbidden by BLOCKpen_

This story is intended for reading purposes only and not my original work. I do not own the rights to this story. Please be aware it contains mature content and may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. You have been warned!!

Reincarnated As A Demi-human Princess (Isekai Series 8) by Ne_zu_ko-chan

Blaire Roxel, an assasin who got another chance to live again but in another world. A new world and a new new life.

Royalty princess love's the forbidden by talker1234

(Profxstudent) Darcy Kennedy scrivener, is a royalty princess of Bozworth kingdom. But Her family is not like the other royal families that dictate their own child because their royalty. Darcy is a go happy bubbly girl yet breathtakingly gorgeous. She's the youngest among the three princesses. Alora akira martinez, shes the terror professor of hatton university. Every student is afraid because of her cold and strict personality. But still, they still admire her because of her goddess gaven beauty. But what if the god gaven goddess professor, meet the breathtakingly gorgeous princess? Will the lovely princess melt the cold hearted professor? Taglish (GxG)

Macky's Fantasy by skrttt01

Kwentong puno ng kasabik-sabik at maiinit na tagpo sa buhay ni Macky, sa gulang niyang kinse anyos ay handa siyang makipaglaro sa init ng apoy. Hindi niya alintana ang kamalian sa mga desisyon niyang ginagawa, at marahil sa dugo niya dumadaloy ang makasalanan niyang lahi. - ‼️Rated Spg | R-18 | Minors is not allowed!‼️ Read at your own risk.

The Doctor Series #1 : My New Life is You by ArishaBlissa

When Sychelle Dayle Fernandez, the love of Hideo Canliagn's life, passed away, his world shattered. A part of him died with her, leaving a void that no amount of success could fill. As the owner and lead surgeon of HC Medical City, Hideo threw himself into his work, determined to escape the pain that haunted him. Years later, a woman with the same name-Sychelle-enters his hospital. She's different, yet something about her awakens feelings Hideo thought he'd buried forever. Is she the key to healing his broken heart, or is he chasing a ghost of the past?

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Monasterio Series #5: Risks and Chances cover

First And Forever cover

Shush Series (Book 1) cover

Shush Series (Book 2) cover

Forbidden cover

Reincarnated As A Demi-human Princess (Isekai Series 8) cover

Royalty princess love's the forbidden cover

Macky's Fantasy cover

The Doctor Series #1 : My New Life is You cover

PIKORUA (R18+) | COMPLETED

❌️ MATURE CONTENT ❌️ | one-shot | smut | mature | | bxg | g×g | bxb | random | People and their desires. Wildness. Secret. Lust. What does it take to give in to temptation? Different lives and a sneak peek of their weaknesses. Come and take a peek... _________ This story is written in Taglish. DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Characters, business, places, events and incidents are either the product of author's imagination or used in fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or events is purely coincidental. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronics or mechanical including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without written permission from the author. Plagiarism is a crime. Photo cover is not mine. Credits to the owner.