Frankenstein's Girlfriend
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Last published Fri, Jan 3, 2014
A hilarious teen novella about geeks figuring out life after high school and who they really are: a Mummy or a Frankenstein.
Dana is an awkward eighteen year-old whose anxiety and competitiveness have kept her from making real friends. When Dana meets a boy who belongs to a cripplingly nerdy subculture based on classic monsters, her life suddenly becomes a lot more interesting––and much more embarrassing! Her life plan was to skip college and leap into the CEO position at Juiceroo corporate, but she might just learn that life isn't a straight line. It's a winding path into a mad scientist's laboratory!
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