The Ketchup
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Last published Wed, Oct 30, 2013
Does this make me a psychopath, because I write about Ketchup planning on murdering Mustard?
This is a short story about Ketchup planning on Murdering Mustard. To my defense I was bored and decided to write about Ketchup murdering Mustard.... Hm.
By: Diamond Ruby Jones-Starling
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