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And Here's To Nowhere

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Reads 580
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Parts 12
Time 54m

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adventure afterlife death endoftheworld fights friendship houmor humor mystery shittylittlestory silly

A short comedy about the death of an old man who doesn't belong anywhere. He' meets some friends and has some adventures, but what happens if things get too out of hand! Well he dose have forever.
    Just to be sure I don't believe in religion. I don't think there's anything after death. Well you can't feel emotion because they come from your brain, sorry I probably just made my one reader suicidal. Sorry Dan
    One other thing why does everyone just read the last chapters and skip the middle ones, I fell like I have no fillers and the zoo trip is a parody of a story Spring Valley Academy, with a spin-off which I'm crossing over with.All Rights Reserved

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