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The Idiot's Dictionary

DavidDeubelbeiss

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Parts 25
Time 1h 29m

DavidDeubelbeiss

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"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone. "It means just what I choose it to mean - neither more or less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master - that's all."

                         -- Lewis Carroll, Alice In WonderlandAll Rights Reserved

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