Dumb Ways To Die
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Last published Thu, Sep 6, 2018
Dumb Ways to Die
1. Mag-yosi ka, isang kaha (per hour)
2. Uminom ka, 8-10 glass a day (ng lason)
3. Makipag-harangang taga ka sa hi-way
4. Lunukin mo dila mo
5. Manghuli ka ng pirana gamit ang bunganga
6. Ipitin mo ulo mo sa elevator
7. Wag kang hihinga, o amoyin mo sariling hininga mo
8. Magmahal ka nang taong kailanman ay hindi ka mamahalin pabalik
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