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Dumb Ways To Die

CheckYesImJuliet

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Parts 6

CheckYesImJuliet

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Dumb Ways to Die

1. Mag-yosi ka, isang kaha (per hour)
2. Uminom ka, 8-10 glass a day (ng lason)
3. Makipag-harangang taga ka sa hi-way 
4. Lunukin mo dila mo
5. Manghuli ka ng pirana gamit ang bunganga
6. Ipitin mo ulo mo sa elevator
7. Wag kang hihinga, o amoyin mo sariling hininga mo 
8. Magmahal ka nang taong kailanman ay hindi ka mamahalin pabalikAll Rights Reserved

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Under Construction: SAD SONG by kaneng_lameg

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