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Dumb Ways To Die

CheckYesImJuliet

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Dumb Ways to Die

1. Mag-yosi ka, isang kaha (per hour)
2. Uminom ka, 8-10 glass a day (ng lason)
3. Makipag-harangang taga ka sa hi-way 
4. Lunukin mo dila mo
5. Manghuli ka ng pirana gamit ang bunganga
6. Ipitin mo ulo mo sa elevator
7. Wag kang hihinga, o amoyin mo sariling hininga mo 
8. Magmahal ka nang taong kailanman ay hindi ka mamahalin pabalikAll Rights Reserved

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BE MINE by DREKZ26

"I LOVE YOU EVER SINCE WE'VE MET! I CRIED EVERY NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD I TRIED TO HIDE MY FEELINGS?" Unang pagtatagpo pa lamang nila noong sya ay 19 years old, parang na love at first sight na sya kay Jansen. Broken hearted si Jansen ng mga panahong iyon. Nagkapalagayan sila ng Loob at naging mag bestfriend. Habang tumatagal ang kanilang samahan lalong nahuhulog ang loob nila sa isa't-isa. May pagka playboy si Jansen kung kaya't natatakot siya na baka dumating ang isang araw ay maging FlAVOR OF THE MONTH NA LNG SIYA NITO Paano kung pareho pala silang may pagtingin sa isa't isa na pilit lamang itinatago dahil ayaw nilang masira ang friendship na kanilang nabuo. HANDA BANG SUMUGAL ANG ISA SA KANILA PARA IPARATING ANG TOTOONG NARARAMDAMAN KAHIT ANG POSIBLENG MAGING KAPALIT NITO AY PAGKASIRA NG SAMAHAN NA KANILANG ININGATAN. Subaybayan natin ang nakakatuwang kwento ng Mag bestfriend na ANGELIE CRISTOBAL AT JANSEN MIGUEL MARIANO., KIlalanin din ang mga tauhan na magiging parte ng nakakatuwa,nakakaiyak at riot nilang love story *THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION,CHARACTERS AND SOME BUSINESS NAMES ARE PRODUCT OF THE AUTHOR'S IMAGINATION. 😁 RATED SPG ANG IBANG CHAPTERS SO PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK✌ This is my first work,so Expect some grammatical and typo errors 😁 Please follow and support my novel po, I'm just an aspiring writer hoping you will like it! Just,vote ,follow and leave a comment kung nagustuhan nyo po 😊 FOLLOW ME IN KUMU Username: Drekzh0926 Planning to read this story live 😁

Di Mo Lang Alam (PS #1) by misstiaradoll

When the game of love finally unfolds.. How would you play the game? Magpapatuloy ka pa ba kahit alam mong talo ka na? At ipaglalaban pa rin sa huli.. kahit sobrang masakit na? "Oo, all this time pasimple lang ako. Kunwari wala lang, deadma deadma pag may time. Pero most of the time, nakatingin ako sa kanya sa malayo. DI NIYA LANG ALAM.." ~Kim Pero may di rin kaya siya alam? Alamin natin :) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Highest rank so far: #2 in Humor 2/22/17 - 3/9/17 - 4/10/17... #3 in Humor 4/16/16... A story full of laughter, drama, action, mystery, thrill and of course kilig to the bones. All-in-one kumbaga. So enjoy! :) Di Mo Lang Alam Pag-ibig Series Book 1 © misstiaradoll 2014-2015

Feuillemort (Book 1) by kpopjhen

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BE MINE

"I LOVE YOU EVER SINCE WE'VE MET! I CRIED EVERY NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD I TRIED TO HIDE MY FEELINGS?" Unang pagtatagpo pa lamang nila noong sya ay 19 years old, parang na love at first sight na sya kay Jansen. Broken hearted si Jansen ng mga panahong iyon. Nagkapalagayan sila ng Loob at naging mag bestfriend. Habang tumatagal ang kanilang samahan lalong nahuhulog ang loob nila sa isa't-isa. May pagka playboy si Jansen kung kaya't natatakot siya na baka dumating ang isang araw ay maging FlAVOR OF THE MONTH NA LNG SIYA NITO Paano kung pareho pala silang may pagtingin sa isa't isa na pilit lamang itinatago dahil ayaw nilang masira ang friendship na kanilang nabuo. HANDA BANG SUMUGAL ANG ISA SA KANILA PARA IPARATING ANG TOTOONG NARARAMDAMAN KAHIT ANG POSIBLENG MAGING KAPALIT NITO AY PAGKASIRA NG SAMAHAN NA KANILANG ININGATAN. Subaybayan natin ang nakakatuwang kwento ng Mag bestfriend na ANGELIE CRISTOBAL AT JANSEN MIGUEL MARIANO., KIlalanin din ang mga tauhan na magiging parte ng nakakatuwa,nakakaiyak at riot nilang love story *THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION,CHARACTERS AND SOME BUSINESS NAMES ARE PRODUCT OF THE AUTHOR'S IMAGINATION. 😁 RATED SPG ANG IBANG CHAPTERS SO PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK✌ This is my first work,so Expect some grammatical and typo errors 😁 Please follow and support my novel po, I'm just an aspiring writer hoping you will like it! Just,vote ,follow and leave a comment kung nagustuhan nyo po 😊 FOLLOW ME IN KUMU Username: Drekzh0926 Planning to read this story live 😁