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Multiple Ways To Get Kicked Off The Enterprise-D

Lembas_eating_valar

Reads 1,091
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Parts 29
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Reads 1,091
Votes 99
Parts 29
Time 1h 31m

Lembas_eating_valar

funny nextgen startrek

Here we go, this is the Next Generation version of Multiple Ways To Get Kicked Off The Enterprise! Be prepared for extreme weirdness. Weirdness is something that goes with me wherever I am. I'm sorry, this is becoming a speech. Why am i still rambling about what everyone knows?

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