Mr. & Missives - A Collection of Comical Communiqué

Did you know that Shang Tsung, the grandmaster of the Mortal Kombat tournament, could save thousands of dollars on anti-corrosion spray by switching the spikes beneath the Bell Tower from iron to silver?

Or that despite being a loyal customer for many months, Superman's dry-cleaner still sends his suit to the Daily Planet?

Or that Famine (of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse fame) is going to need to find a new horse, since his previous one just died from malnourishment?

Well now you do, thanks to the letters found in Mr. & Missives. This mass of mock-up messages from people you've heard of (and some you have) will have you thinking of things you've never thought of before, like what would happen if an FBI agent spend months planting a mole inside an organized crime ring, only to find out that the entire gang was comprised of other undercover operatives? From the Dean of a spy academy critiquing a top student's choice of post-kill puns to Leonardo da Vinci arguing with a marketing team about how to best paint the Mona Lisa for mass commercial appeal, to a group of employees telling their co-worker that they've known for a while now that he is, in fact, an alien, this book will pique your imagination and perk your sense of humour.

Through ridiculously imaginative letters, Mr. & Missives humorously examines of the day-to-day dull, the minute-by-minute minutiae, and the time-after-time tedium.